Hermione Jane Granger Quotes:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Quotes:
Hermione - Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville's lost one?
Ron - No
Hermione - Oh are you doing magic? Let's
Ron - Sunshine, daisises, butter mellow. Turn this fat, rat yellow
Hermione - Are you sure thats a real spell?
Well, it's not very good is it? Ofcause I've only tried a few simple ones myself, but they've all worked for me.
walks over and sits in front of Harry and pulls out her wand
Hermione - For example: Oculus Reparo. Thats better isn't
it? Holy cricket, you're Harry potter! I'm Hermione Granger. And you are?
Ron - I'm Ron Weasley
Hermione - Pleasure.
You two better change into your robes. I expect we'll be arriving soon.
She gets up and heads out the door, then she
stops and turns back to Ron.
Hermione - You've got dirt on your nose. Did you know that? Right there (she points to
the side of her nose)
Ron looks at her and then rubs away the dirt on his nose.
In the Great Hall
- It's not real the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night sky. I read about it in ' Hogworts, A History'
Hermione: Oh no. Okay, Relax
Ron - Mental, that one. I'm telling you
Sorting Hat: Ah riight. Right
then. Okay, Gryffindor!
Nearly Headless Nick moment
Hermione Nearly headless. How can you be nearly headless?
Nick: Like this
He removes his head and Hermione pulls a face
Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madam
Hooch said. Besides, you don't know how to fly
Harry flies off
Hermione - What an idiot!
never played Quidditch before. What if I make a fool of myself?
Hermione: You won't make a fool of yourself. It's in your
Hermione: Oh move over! ALOHOMORA!
After seeing Fluffy for the first time:
Ron - What do they think
they are doing keeping a thing like that in a school?
Hermione: You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't you see what it
was standing on?
Ron: I wasn't looking at it's feet. I was more preoccupied with it's heads. Or maybe you didn't notice,
there were three!
Hermione - It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't there by accident. It's guarding something
Hermione: Thats right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed. Before you come up with another
idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Ron: She really needs to sort out her priorities
No, stop, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides you're saying it wrong. It's LEVIOSA not LEVIOSAR
You do it then, if you're so clever. Go on .... go on!
Hermione: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
Ron watches as Hermione floats the feather up. His face looks sad and she looks smug.
While Ron makes fun of Hermione:
It's Leviosa, not Leviosar. She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!
Hermione bangs into
Ron as she cries and storms off.
Harry: I think she heard you
After fighting with the troll
Hermione: It's my fault Professor McGonagall
Professor McGonagall: Miss Granger
I went looking for the troll. I thought I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Ron and Harry hadn't come and found me, I'd
probably be dead.
At the Quidditch match:
Hagrid: Whats wrong with Harry's broom?
Hermione: It's Snape. He's jinxing the broom!
Jinxing the broom? What do we do?
Hermione: Leave it to me!
She runs off and gets under the teachers seats. She
finds Snaope coat and sets fire to it.
Ron: Come on Hermione!
Hermione: Lacarnum Inflamarace!
Hermione leaves for her Xmas hoildays:
Hermione: Thats totally barbaric!
Ron: That's Wizard chess! See you're
Hermione: See you haven't?
Ron: Change of plans. My parents are off to see my brother Charlie.
Good. You can help Harry. He's going to look for anything on Nicholas Flamel
Ron: We've looked hundred times!
Not in the restricted section. Harry Christmas
Ron - I think we're a bad influence on her
Hermione: I had you looking
in the wrong section? How could I be so stupid? I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This is
Hermione shoots him an evil look
Hermione: Ofcause. There it is. Nicoholas Flamel is the only known maker of the
Ron and Harry: The what?
Hermione: Honestly, don't you two read? The Philosopher's Stone is a legendary
substance with astonsihing powers. It will transform any metal into pure gold and produces the elixir of life which will make
the drinker immortal
Ron - Immortal?
Hermione: It means you'll never die
Ron - I know what it means!
When they leave their common room and get stopped by Neville
Hermione: Neville, I'm really sorry about this. Pertrificus
Neville's body turns hard and he falls onto the ground
Ron - You're a little scary sometimes, you know what/ Brilliant,
Hermione: Ouch, Ron, you just stood on my foot
Hermione: Ron, you dont suppose this is going to be
like real wizard chess, do you?
Ron: Yes, Hermione. I think this is going to be exactly like wizard chess
Take care of Ron and then get a message to Dumbledore. Ron's right, I have to go on
Hermione: You'll be okay, Harry. You're
a great wizard, you really are
Harry: Not as good as you
Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important
things. Friendship and bravery. And Harry just be careful
At the end:
Harry: Alright there, Ron?
Harry: Alright. Hermione?
Hermione: Never better
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Quotes:
When Hermione meets Harry and Hagrid at Diagon Alley:
Hermione: Harry. Hagrid.
Hagrid: Hello Hermione
It's so good to see you
Harry: It's good to see you too
Hermione: What did you do to your glasses? Oculus Reparo
I definitely need to rememeber that one
When Hermione meets Draco's Father, Lucius Malfoy:
Hermione: Fear of
a name only increases fear od the thing itself
Lucius: And you must be, Hermione Granger? Yes Draco's told me all about
you. And your parents. All muggles, aren't you?
In Lockhearts Class:
Slugs and Mud bloods:
Hermione: At least no one on the Gryffindor
team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
Draco: No one asked for your opinion, you flithy little mudblood!
You'll pay for that, Malfoy. Eat slugs!
Sadly the spell backfires and hits Ron.
Hermione: Are you ok Ron? Say
In Hagrid's hut:
Harry: Malfoy. He called Hermione...well I don't know exactly when it means
He called me a mud-blood
Hagrid: He did not
Harry: What's a mud-blood?
Hermione: It means dirty blood. Mud-blood's
a foul name for someone who's muggle born. Someone with non magic parents. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears
in civilized conversation.
After Harry hears voices:
Harry: Did you hear it?
Harry: The voice!
Hermione: Voice? What voice?
In the girls bathroom:
Hermione: Again? You mean
the chamber of secerts has been open before?
Ron: Ofcause. Don't you see? Lucius Malfoy must have opened it when he was
at school here. Now he's told Draco how to do it.
Hermione: Maybe. We'll have to wait for the Polyjuice Potion to know
Ron: Enlighten me. Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight in the girls bathroom? Don't you think we'll
Hermione: No. No one ever comes in here
Hermione: Moaning Myrtle
Ron: Who's Moaning Myrtle?
Moaning Myrtle? I'm moaning Myrtle. I wouldnt expect you to know me. Who would
ever talk about ugly, miserable moping moaning Myrtle?!
Hermione: She's a little senstive
Hermione turns into a
Harry: Hermione, come out. We've got loads to tell you
Hermione: Go away!
Moaning Myrtle: Wait to see you.
Harry: Hermione? Are you okay?
Hermione: Do you remember me telling you that the Polyjuice Potion was only
for human transformation? It was cat hair I plucked off Millcent Bulstrode's robes. Look at my face.
Ron (smiling): Look
at you're tail!
On Hagrid's problem:
Harry: It was Hagrid. He opened the Chamber of Secerts 50 years ago
It cant be Hagrid. It just cant be
Ron: We dont even know this Tom Riddle. He sounds like a dirty rotten snitch to me
The monsters had killed someone, Ron. What would any of us have done?
Hermione: Look, Hagrid's our friend. Why dont we
just go and ask him about this?
Ron: That would be a cheerful visit. Hello Hagrid. Tell us, have you been setting anything
mad and hairy loose in the castle?
Hagrid: Mad and hairy? You wouldnt be talking about me, now, would you?
Harry and Ron: NO!
When Hermione get's pertified:
Professor McGonnagall: Potter, you and I will find Mr. Weasley.
There's something the both of you have to see. I should warn you, this could be a wee bit of a shock.
lying in hospital wing pertified
McGonagall: She was found near the library. Along with this (she
holds up a mirror) do you know anything about this?
He reaches out for her hand and holds it gently. Ron looks so sad and upset, he never takes his eyes off his best friend.
Then a few days later, they go back to see Hermione with some new flowers.
Harry: We wish you were there, Hermione.
We need you. Now more than ever
Once Hermione is fit and well. It's set at the end of the film:
Harry and Ron both look over at the Great Hall's doors, there stands Hermione. She gives them huge smiles
as Ron's face lights up. She soon sets off in a fast run and ends up in Harry's arms, they share a hug. Then she pulls away
from Harry, goes to hug Ron but stops herself. They both look unsure and then they shake hands.
Ron: Welcome back,
Hermione: It's good to be back. Congratluations. I can't believe you solved it
Harry: We had lots of help from
you. We couldnt have done it without you
The last words of Hermione:
Dumbledore: Also, in
light of the recent events, as a school treat, all school exams have been cancelled
Hermione: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Quotes:
Hermione and Ron fight about Crookshanks
Ron: I'm warning you, Hermione. Keep that bloody beast away from Scabbers
or I'll turn it into a tea cozy
Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald. What do you expect? It's in his nature
Ron: A cat? Is
that what they told you? Looks more like a pig with hair, if you ask me!
Hermione: That's rich coming from the owner of
that smelly old shoe brush. It's alright, Crookshanks. Just ignore the mean little boy!
Hermione: You know the Egyptions used to worship cats?
Ron: Along with the dung beetle!
On The Hogworts
Ron: Who do you think that is?
Hermione: Professor R.J Lupin
Ron: Do you know everything? How it is
that she knows everything?
Hermione: It's on his suitcase, Ronald!
Hermione: Ouch, Ron. That's my foot!
Oh honestly, Ron. If you ask me Divination is a wolly discipline. Now Ancient Runes, that's a fascinating subject
Ancient Runes? Exactly how many classes are you taking?
Hermione: A fair view
Ron: Hey, hang on. That's impossible.
Ancient Runes is in the same time as Divination. You have to be in two classes at the same time!
Hermione: Don't be silly.
How could anyone be in two classes as once? Broaden your mind. Use your inner eye to see the future!
Snape's best line
in the film:
Snape: That's the second time you've spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself or do
you taken pride in being an insufferable know it all?
Ron: He's got a point, you know!
Hermione: It's meant to be
the most haunted building in Britain. Did I mention that?
Hermione: Do you want to move a bit closer?
Hermione: To the Shrieking shack?
Ron: Actually, I'm fine here
Malfoy: Well, well. What do we have here? You
two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weasley-bee? Don't your family sleep in one room?
Shut your mouth, Mafloy!
Malfoy: Not very friendly. Boys, I think it's time we teach Weasle-bee to respect his superiors
(laughs): Hope you don't mean yourself?
Mafloy: How dare you talk to me? You filthy little mud-blood!
Oh look who it is, Madam Rosmerta. Ron fancies her
Ron: That's not true!
After they run after Harry and into the
No undersage wizards allowed in today! Shut the damn door!
Hermione: So rude!
Ron: Thick heads!
Ron: Gorgeous. Unless ofcause you've been ripped to pieces
Harry: Ripped to pieces? What are you talking
Hermione: Ronald has lost his rat!
Ron: I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him!
Harry, you've seen the way that blood thristy beast of hers us always lurking about. And now Scabbers has gone!
Well, maybe, you should take better care of your pets!
Ron: Your cat killed him!
Hermione: Did not!
Hermione: Do you mind me trying? It is the grim, possibly?
Professor Trelawney: My dear, from the first
moment you stepped foot into my class, I sensed that you did not posses the proper spirit for the nobel art of Divination.
Now, you see, you may be young in years, but your heart is as shriveled as an old maid's. Your soul as dry as the pages of
the books to which you so desperately cleave.
Hermione stands up and knocks over the ball on the table. It rolls down
the hallway with Hermione as she walks out of class.
Professor Trelawney: Did I say something?
Ron: She's gone mental, Hermione has. Not that she wasn't always mental, but
now it's out in the open for everyone to see!
Hermione: I can't believe they're going to kill Buckbeak. It's just too
Ron: It just got worse!
Mafloy: What did I say? My Father said I can keep the Hippogriffs head. I'm going
to donate it to the Gryffinidors common room. This is going to be rich. Oh look who's here? Come to see the show?
You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it!
She drops her wond and turns
from Mafloy. He starts to laugh at her, so she turns back round and punchs him hard in the face.
Are you ok? Let's go, quick!
Mafloy: Not a word to anyone, do you understand?
Hermione: That felt good
Ron: Not good,
Ron: Scabber's, you're alive!
Hagrid: You need to keep an closer eye on your pet's, Ron
I think you owe someone an apology
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know!
Hermione: I meant me!
If you want to kill Harry, you have to kill us too!
Black: Let's kill him!
Hermione: NO! I trusted you and all this
time you've been his friend. He's a werewolf! Thats why he's been missing classes!
Lupin: How long have you known?
Since Snape set the essay
Lupin: Well, Hermione. You really are the brightest witch of your age I've ever met!
Harry attacks Snape:
Ron: Harry! What did you just do?
Hermione: You attacked a teacher!
After Hermione and
Harry help Ron outside. Hermione and Ron flirt like Draco and Pansy did earlier in the film:
Hermione: That looks really
Ron: So painful. They might chop it off!
Hermione: I'm sure Madam Promfrey will fix it in a heartbeat
It's too late, it's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off!
When Hermione goes towards Lupin when he's changed into a
Harry: Come on
Hermione: Wait. Wait
Ron: Hermione! Bad idea! Bad idea!
Hermione: Professor? Professor
Ron: Nice doggy! Nice doggy!
After Harry and Hermione go back in time, as they watch her hitting Draco:
Hermione (smiles): Thanks!
Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
calls out to Lupin and sounds like a werewolf:
Harry: Waht are you doing?
Hermione: Saving your life!
Thanks. Great now he's coming for us!
Hermione: Yeah, I didn't think of that. RUN!
Flying on Buckbeck:
I don't like flying!
Black to Hermione: You really are the brightest witch of your age!
Ron: How did you get
there? I was talking to you here and now you're there!
Hermione: What's he talking about, Harry?
Harry: I don't know.
Honestly, Ron. How can somebody be in two places at once?
Hermione lets out a giggle at Harry's words. The two friends
laugh together while Ron looks confused and freaked out!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Quotes:
Hermione wakes up Harry and Ron
Hermione: Harry. Harry! Are you alright?
Harry: Hermione. Bad dream. When did
you get here?
Hermione: Just now. You?
Harry: Last night
Hermione: Wake up! Wake up, Ronald!
Ron: Bloody hell!
Honestly! Get dressed. And don't go back to sleep. Come on, Ron! Your Mother says breakfast's ready!
On the train:
This is horrible. How can the Ministry not know who conjured it? Wasn't there any security or?
Ron: Loads, according to
Dad. Thats what worried them so much. Happened right under their noses
Hermione: It's hurting again, isn't it? Your scar?
Hermione: You know Sirius will want to hear about this. What you saw at the World Cup and the dream
the school is told no Wizard under the age of 17 can take part in the Twizwizard Tournament:
Hermione: They're not
too happy about that, then?
In Moody's class:
Moody: But first, which of you can tell me how many unforgivable
curses there are?
Hermione: Three, Sir
Moody: And they are so named?
Hermione: Because they are unforgivable. The
use of any one of them will......
Moody: Will earn you a one way ticket to Azkaban, correct
Yelling at Moody:
Stop it! Stop it! Can't you see it's bothering him? STOP IT!
Hermione on Moody:
Hermione: There's a reason those curses are unforgivable. To perform them in a class room. I
mean did you see Neville's face?
On Fred and George's age spell
Hermione: It's not going to work!
George: And why's that, Granger?
Hermione: You see this? This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself
Hermione: So a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dogde as pathetically dimwiitted as an ageing
Fred: But that's why it's so brilliant
George: Because it's so pathetically dimwitted!
When Harry's name
is called for the Triwizard Tournement:
Dumbledore: Harry Potter? Harry Potter? HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go on, Harry! Harry, for goodness sake!
Hermione, Ron, Ginny and Harry by the lake
Hermione: Look, it's already
been through enough people. Why don't you just go and talk to him yourself? Ron, this is your problem not mine. What do you
want me to say again?
Ron: Just go!
Hermione: Ronald would like me to tell you that Seamus told him that Dean was told
by Parvati that Hagrids looking for you
Harry: Is that right? Well, you....what?
Hermione: Oh mmmmm. Are you sure you
wont do this?
Ron: Do it!
Hermione: Dean was that by Parvati that. Please dont ask me to say it again. Hagrid's looking
Harry: Well, you can tell Ronald
Hermione: I'm not an owl!
Once Harry and Ron become friends again
Hermione: Look at this? I can't believe it! She's done it again! Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems
to be developing a taste for famous Wizards. Her latest prey, sources report, is no other then the Bulgarian bonbon, Viktor
Krum. No word yet on how Harry Potter's taken this latest emotional blow!
On Ron's dress robes:
these must be for you
Ginny: I'm not wearing that, it's ghastly
Hermione lets out a rather girly giggle
What are you on about?
Hermione: They're not for Ginny. They're for you, dress robes?
Ron: Dress robes? For what?
asking Hermione out and fails badly
Ron: Oi, Hermione. You're a girl
Hermione: Very well spotted
Ron: Come with
one of us? Come on, it's one thing for a bloke to turn up alone. For a girl it's just sad
Hermione: I won't be going alone,
because, believe it or not, someone's asked me. And I've said yes!
Ron: Bloody hell! She's lying, right?
Harry: If you
Hermione's reaction to Ron asking out Fleur Delacour out
Ginny: It's alright Ron. It's okay, Ron. It's
alright. It doens't matter
Harry: What's happened to you?
Ginny: He just asked Fleur Delacour out
and jealous): What?
Harry; What did she say?
Hermione: No, ofcause! She said yes! (her hands fly to her mouth!)
Don't be silly!
When Ron sees Hermione with Krum at the Yule Ball
Patil sister: Is that Hermione Granger with
Ron: No, absolutely not!
The huge lover's tiff!
Hermione: Hot, isn't it? Vitkor's gone to go
and get drinks. Would you care to join us?
Ron: No, we'd not care tp join you and Viktor!
Hermione: What's got your
wand in a knot?
Ron: He's a Durmstrong. You're fraternizing with the enemy!
Hermione: The enemy? Who was it wanting
this autograph? Beside's the whole point of this tournament is international magical cooperation to make friends
think he's got a bit more than friendship on his mind
Even more of the lover's tiff:
Ron: He's using you!
How dare you! Beside's I can take care of myself!
Ron: I doubt it. He's way too old!
Hermione: What? What? If that's
what you think?
Ron: Yeah, that's what I think!
Hermione: You know the solution then, dont you?
Ron: Go on!
Next time there's a ball pluck up the courage and ask me before someone else does! And not as the last resort!
thats.......I ......off the point. Harry
Hermione: Where have you been? Nevermind! Off to bed, both of you!
get scary when they get older!
Hermione: Ron, you spoiled everything!
Hermione: Harry, you told me you'd figured
the egg out weeks ago. The tesk is two days from now!
Harry: Really? I had no idea! I suppose Viktor's already figured
Hermione: Wouldn't know. We don't actually talk about the tournament. Actually we dont talk at all. Vitkor's more
of a physical being
Harry gives her a look of oh I bet he is and she giggles at him
Hermione: I just mean he's
not particulary loquacious. Mostly, he watches me study. It's a bit annoying, actually
At the end of the film:
Do you think we'll ever just have a quiet year at Hogwarts?
Harry and Hermione: No
Ron: No, I didn't think so. Oh well.
Whats life without a few dragons?
Hermione: Everything going to change now, isn't it?
you'll write this summer. Both of you!
Ron: I won't. you know I won't
Hermione: Harry will, won't you?
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson Quotes:
"I never wear pigtails, I wear PLAITS" (in response to a reporter asking her whether she always wore pigtails)
On kissing her co-stars: "Oh my God, no, no chance, no chance. That's not in my contract!"
"It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will
be biting my head off!"
"That's the good thing about them! They all ask exactly the same questions and you can say exactly the same
answers! You don't have to think, you can just stand there like a broken record going LALALA..." (On reporters asking the
same questions over and over)
[on working with boys] "I like being around mixed company. Dan and Rupert definitely make their fair share
of cheeky comments about me being girlie, but it's all in good fun."
"It took me three films to get Hermione in jeans. To get out of the robes with the tights and the itchy jumpers.
"I hope my head doesn't get very big. I'm just going to keep my feet on the ground, stick to friends and family
and try and lead a normal life."
"I love fashion. I think it's so important, because it's how you show yourself to the world."
"More than just friends, they've become like brothers. Or sisters, I don't know. In fact, I don't see them
like normal boys. I mean that I cannot imagine me going out with one of them. For me, they are like my best friends. I can
laugh and talk about everything with them without any taboo. I really like them a lot." (on her Co-Stars Daniel Radcliffe
and Rupert Grint, who play Harry and Ron)
"I could be 100 years old and in my rocker..but i'll still be very proud that I was part of the Harry Potter
"Most people are really nice but some stare, like you're some kind of zoo exhibit and not a real person with
real feelings. Even when you take away all the glamour and attention and premieres and everything, it still comes down to
the fact that I'm acting." (on being a known actress)
"She's rock and roll. She's feisty. Girl power!" - on how her character, Hermione Granger, has matured.
"Hermione uses all these big long tongue twister words..I don't know what she's going on about half the time!"
Hardest scene: "Neville comes up to me with his toad, Trevor, and says,"Do you want to kiss Trevor goodnight?"
Every time he did this I burst into laughter. I was supposed to give him an "I hate you" look, but I couldn't help myself.
It took me about eight takes to get it."